idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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