spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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