too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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