eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I love you.
Bad choice
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