false alarm. still invincible.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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