Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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