STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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