So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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