if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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