I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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