I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Sorry about my life...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
