Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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