i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
