spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I currently don't understand fingers.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
