make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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