yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize