Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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