Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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