no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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