You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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