I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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