My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
NoShamevember. You game?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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