Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
