Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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