Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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