frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He better not be in your backpack
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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