Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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