ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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