Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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