I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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