i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
either way he was missing a nipple.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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