They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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