Nicole vs. Life
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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