I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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