That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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