5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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