adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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