According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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