honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There r osticjed everywhere
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Randomize
