I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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