she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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