shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it's like iHOP with fire
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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