She's JV to your varsity
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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