U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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