Your tits are I can't wait for
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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