Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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