if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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