people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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