I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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