This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
