Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Welp...herpes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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