i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
