So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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