What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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