I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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