The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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