32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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