Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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