i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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