I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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